英语小笑话(很短的)（英语课前三分钟笑话）

英语笑话1–天气预报（文末附中文翻译）

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day, an old Indian went up to the director and said，“Tomorrow will be rain.”The next day it rained.

A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said，“Tomorrow will be storm.”The next day there was a hailstorm.

“This Indian is incredible！”said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent for him.“I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow，”said the director，“and I'm depending on you.What will the weather be like?”

The Indian shrugged his shoulders.“I don't know，”he said.“The radio has broken.”

中文翻译:

一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作。一天，一个印度老人告诉导演说：“明天有雨。”第二天果然下雨了。

一周后，这个印度人又来告诉导演说，“明天有暴风雨。”果然，第二天下了冰雹。

“这印度人真神！”导演说。他让秘书雇佣这个印度人来预报天气。

可是，几次预报成功后，这位印度老人有两周都没露面了。最后导演派人去叫他。“我明天要拍一个很大的场景，”导演说，“我就靠你了。明天天气如何？”

印度人耸了耸肩，说：“我不知道，收音机坏了。”

幽默词汇点睛

crew[kru?]n.队，组

location[l??'kei??n]n.位置，场所；（电影的）外景拍摄地

desert['dez?t]n.沙漠，荒漠，荒原

director[di'rekt?（r）]n.导演

hailstorm['heilst??m]n.冰雹

incredible[in'kred?bl]adj.难以置信的，不可思议的

secretary['sekr?tri]n.秘书，书记

predict[pri'dikt]v.预报，预告

prediction[pri'dik??n]n.预言，预报

show up 出现，露面

shoot[?u?t]n.拍摄

scene[si?n]n.片段，场面，场景

shrug[?r?g]v.耸（肩）