怎样幽默的说别人忙？怎么幽默的叫别人去忙

如果两个人没有话题了可以讲给对象听的笑话

你这辈子见过最逼真的Cosplay是哪个？黄焖鸡米饭里的姜

Which is the most realistic Cosplay you've ever seen in your life? ginger in braised chicken rice

瓢泼大雨 想叫打车叫成了代驾 那人来了之后和我对望了三十秒 我说你车呢 他说你车呢

It rained heavily and wanted to call a taxi. The man called a substitute driver. After he came, he looked at me for 30 seconds. I said your car. He said your car

知道为什么恐怖片里面诡异的房子里面总是有钢琴吗？

Do you know why there is always a piano in the strange house in horror films?

因为 钢 琴 住了几个妖

Because there are several demons on the piano

一只蚂蚁迷路了，问另一只蚂蚁：你都是如何回蚁窝？带着笑或者是沉默？

An ant got lost and asked another ant, how do you go back to the ant nest? with a smile or silence?

有一个老奶奶她养了一只哈士奇取名哈哈有一天呢，这只哈士奇丢了然后老奶奶很心急 满大街的喊哈哈哈哈哈哈！

There was an old woman who raised a husky and named it haha. One day, the husky was lost. Then the old woman was very anxious and shouted all over the street haha!

卖手雷的小女孩，小女孩在下雪天卖手雷，结果人们都忙着圣诞节，完全没有人买她的手雷。在饥寒交迫中，她想起了自己慈祥的祖母，实在冷的不行了，她打开了一颗手雷，那一晚全镇的人都见到了她的祖母

The little girl who sells grenades. The little girl sells grenades on snowy days. As a result, people are busy with Christmas and no one buys her grenades at all. In the midst of hunger and cold, she thought of her kind grandmother. It was really cold. She opened a grenade and the whole town saw her grandmother that night

愚公临死前对着他儿子说：移山..移山.. 他儿子说:亮晶晶

Yugong said to his son before he died: move the mountain.. move the mountain.. his son said: Liangjingjing

小刘怕什么？

What is Xiao Liu afraid of?

小刘怕忙

Xiao Liu is afraid of being busy

为什么？

Why?

因为别人会叫他小刘忙

Because others will call him Xiao Liu busy

朋友一直劝我嫁个有钱人，搞笑，不要劝我了好吗？去劝有钱人啊，我愿意啊！！

Friends have always advised me to marry a rich man. It's funny. Don't advise me, okay? Go to persuade the rich, I will!!

一个猎人开枪打了一只狐狸，然后猎人死了，狐狸说哈哈哈，我是反射狐

A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said ha ha, I'm a reflection fox